Niche

I am pommenade
I play Nico Robin fleshpetaler, Ema Skye forskyence, Niche ateyourbaby, Cassandra Cain rhymeswithpain, and Joan Watson beehave

Contact Methods: bloombloomheart at gmail and if I'm online I'm on IRC, usually as NicoRobin
Timezone and Scheduling Issues: I'm in PST! around at random times
Posting/Jumping/Thread-Dropping: YES
Comfort Levels: Uhh, I'll tell you if I'm super uncomfy with something?
Concrit/OOC issues: Message me, email, whatever you like!
Goals: derp?
Essays and Memes: maybe
Beta-ing: Sure!
AU-ing: UHHH, depends! I'm not really comfortable doing sexytime au's, but who knows!
Final Comments: Ponies.

Since I'm bored and Niche passed 2000 comments, while Stephen Stills is sitting in the mid 1000's:

Anything Meme! Relationships, first impressions, stupid drawings, whatever. If I can't think of anything you might get something dumb.

Goes for Nico Robin, Ema Skye, Niche and Stephen Stills!

Your Name/Alias: appledrank/ Nico Robin
Age: 21
Character: Niche
Series: Tegami Bachi/Letter Bee
Character Age: around 200 years old, but looks like a little girl
Canon: In a land lit by an artificial sun, people are separated into classes with the poorest living in an eternal twilight and monsters roaming on the edges of their towns. In order to communicate with far-off loved ones, they rely on Letter Bees to deliver their messages filled with each sender’s heart. After being ‘delivered’ as a package, Lag Seeing makes it his goal to become a Letter Bee, signing up despite the hazard associated with the job. Even with the dangers, a Bee’s only companion is their dingo, who act as live bait for the heart devouring monsters that roam the countryside.

Before Lag even became a Letter Bee, Niche appointed herself Lag’s dingo when he gifted her with a pair of underpants. Unfortunately (or fortunately) for Lag, he gets a little girl with next to no attention span and an extremely limited understanding of the world. Niche speaks in a child-like manner, while also mimicking phrases she’s heard, often using them incorrectly. She can be stubborn and somewhat simple minded while still completely dedicated to Lag, with food sometimes usurping his position. Even though she is over 200 years old, Niche is ignorant of what would be considered commonplace things, but pride often prevents her from asking about things she feels she should know. Her near blind loyalty can cause Niche to be extremely jealous; so much so that Lag often has difficulty making female friends, much to his confusion. Add in a certain lack of tact and the attention span of a toddler, and travelling with Niche quickly becomes an exercise in diplomacy.

Note: Niche has a pet... thing called Steak. She named him this because “he’ll only taste good when cooked.” She also switches between referring to herself in the third and first person.

Sample Post:

Camp! Niche is here! Lag came to deliver your letters, but your monster attacked us! The strange octopus was no match for Niche. It went WHIP and then Niche went SLASH and it went PYOON and Niche kicked it down and there was a SPLASH and Niche knocked over some cows and then!!! ...Niche got hungry. The octopus didn’t beat me! Niche was tired of fighting. I just got hungry. And Lag is missing. He’s weak, and that’s why he needs Niche to be his dingo! No one gets to beat up Lag but me. So now I’m mad and hungry, and you’d better feed me. Or I’ll cook up the shocking sheep. Even though they made Niche’s hair go Bizi! when she touched them. Just like this: Bizi!! Sheep are only supposed to go baa and should stay on your plate!

Ah, never mind, never mind. They say you shouldn’t think on an empty stomach! Steak. Your time has come. This is the moment we’ve been waiting for. Be brave, and be sure to be extra tasty when you’re nice and grilled. … If you cry too much, you’ll be salty, and I’ll get even madder. So stop that! Be brave! As Lag’s dingoes, we both need to have courage! Now, let’s find an oven. There were lots over there! Ovens don’t need legs or eat grass most of the time, but these are still ovens. Even if they’re mooing. Get in there, Steak! ...Oh. No doors. Is it here? Here? Under here? Maybe this end...

Cow! It’s a cow! Lag, where are you? Niche will have a beef with you! With sauce! Niche’s will be extra saucy! Cows can make steak, and Steak can-- ah, Steak. Sorry, you’re not going to be eaten today. Next time for sure, right? But you’ll definitely be super extra tasty Steak if you eat cow steak. A Steak filled with steak can only be Super Steak! Everyone likes big steaks, right? High steaks are even better! Oh, oh, let’s get that cow into a tree!

...What’s wrong with this tree? It’s all alone. And why would someone cover it in pants? People only need one pair of pants, right? You need to earn the right to wear pants! Unless... people don’t wear pants here? This tree is keeping their pants safe! I got it! Okay okay, I should take off my pants too. Right, just for Camp, I’ll be No Pants Niche!

Voting went on here!

holy shit, 97.8% ahhh.